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UnSun: Clinic for dolls
26/10/10 || revenant
Hi everyone. Unfortunately I’m a little busy this week, so I have asked my good friend Borat Sagdiyev to fill in for me. Must keep up that quota! Anyway, I do want to apologize in advance, as Borat can be a little… rustic with his opinions. I hope you enjoy his guest spot.
Jak sie masz? My name a Borat. I like Global Domination. I like sex. Is nice.
I come from a Kazakhstan. Korki Buchek is best musician in all of Kazakhstan. I very much a like him. But my friend Revenant asking me review for you the music of heavy iron. I am happy to be writing for best not pornographic site on whole of Internet. I will be review for you “Clinic for Dolls” by music group a UnSun.
UnSun is new music group of Vader guitar playing Mauser. He left Vader to make new band with Aya and play different musics. This is big change for Mauser, not more play the fast and technicality music of the Vader, but simpler hard rock riffings. I cannot blame for leaving Vader so he can make penetration with singer of new group. Aya has golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls and the arsehole of a seven year old. Here I have link of picture. Wa wa we wa. Very nice. I very much like to make love explosion on her chest. Sadly, I cannot go after Aya or else my wife will snap off my cock.
Revenant tell me that woman singer is liked by a Lord K. This surprise to me. Man who like woman singing usually man who like go bang bang in other man anus. But this not Lord K. He likes the vagin. I like vagin too. High five!
But I do not think he like this singing. Is constant at peak like opera to become annoying. If the music did not annoy my neighbor Nursultan Tuleiakbay (he is pain in my arseholes) I would turn volume down. This is shame because I like music. Is nice. Guitar, basses and drumming is played with precision of my rock throwing at gypsy. I won a prize for hitting a gypsy with rock at 50 meters! Great success! Songs are good too, even if half thrash like the musics of Disturbed. Some songs even make me banging the head. But singing is problem. I much prefer making the hand relief to picture of Aya than to be listening to her sing.
Songs is catchy too, like the AIDS. I use gypsy tears to prevents AIDS. Gypsy tears not work on musics though, and I gets many song stuck in my heads.
Conclusion is this music albums is not too bad. Is better than listening to my wife in toilet, but not as good as Korki Buchek. I was wish for music like Vader, but this not case. Best for those who like half-thrash with womans singing.
Now I have to finish because I need to make shit urgently. Thank you to read me. I give a score now.

- Information
- Released: 2010
- Label: Mystic Production
- Website: UnSun MySpace
- Band
- Aya (Anna Stefanowicz): vocals
- Mauser (Maurycy Stefanowicz): guitars
- Heinrich (Filip Halucha): bass
- Vaaver (Wawrzyniec Dramowicz): drums
- Tracklist
- 01. The Lost Way
- 02. Clinic For Dolls
- 03. Time
- 04. Mockers
- 05. Not Enough
- 06. The Last Tear
- 07. Home
- 08. I Ceased
- 09. A Single Touch
- 10. Why
